Why don't you go buy some fish put into your pretty eyes and go fuck yourself narcissist self absorbed prick.
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Get the dang! i gotta go! mug."I could care less" reminds the listener of your human compassion as an American. You are essentially telling him or her, "as you can tell from my clearly stated opinion, I do not care very much at all about this subject I am referring to. However, let us never forget that--if I wanted to--I could care even less." As we are sometimes prone to speak in hyperbole, e.g. "people who park crooked like that should be disembowelled and set on fire" (when a jail term would obviously suffice, given the spectre of rape), "I could care less" is an institutional phrase that compels us to remember our power must be tempered with mercy, which is expressed in the form of restrained indifference. Just as there is no real limit to justice/revenge beyond the constructs of liberal rhetoric, apathy is an abyss that must be skirted prudently. Without care, one could, without realizing it, become so indifferent to a subject that he or she neglects to even opine about it. On a large scale, this would threaten the core dynamic of what it is to be American: the unstoppable force of limitless guidance checked only by the immovable object of absolute unreceptivity to the guidance of others. "I could care less" is an enshrinement of self-discipline.
"I could care less but will not, for to care any less would render this subject unworthy of my spoken opinion."
--George Washington
--George Washington
by Stormy McCloud December 18, 2012
Get the I could care less mug.'I broke ma boat' is gibberish that flows from the mouth whilst eating cookies when a person tries to say 'Look, theres the hat'.
Other variations include:
'I bwoak ma but'
'I boak ma boat'
'A buk ma but'
(It is refered to as 'I broke ma boat' because it is the only possible sentance that makes sense'
Other variations include:
'I bwoak ma but'
'I boak ma boat'
'A buk ma but'
(It is refered to as 'I broke ma boat' because it is the only possible sentance that makes sense'
Person 1: I like cookies. (Begins eating)
Person 2: Well duh, you just bought them.
Person 1 (while pointing): I BROKE MA BOAT!
Person 2: What?
Person 1 (after swallowing): Look, theres the hat!
Person2: So it is.
Person 2: Well duh, you just bought them.
Person 1 (while pointing): I BROKE MA BOAT!
Person 2: What?
Person 1 (after swallowing): Look, theres the hat!
Person2: So it is.
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Get the I broke ma boat mug.Definition 1: When ginger people... meet tea... and they like it.
Definition 2: When two ginger people and two less ginger people (but ginger at heart) form a truly awesome band and weave the intracate threads of music.
Definition 3: Lesbian who spends all her time on chat room sites.
Definition 2: When two ginger people and two less ginger people (but ginger at heart) form a truly awesome band and weave the intracate threads of music.
Definition 3: Lesbian who spends all her time on chat room sites.
Ginger person: Wow this tea is good.
Tea: Thanks.
Ginger person: Do you know something? I like ginger tea!
Tea: Riiiiight.
Fat person: Wow this music is cool it must be i like ginger tea.
God: I like ginger tea made music which inspired me to make the world. Amen to them
Tea: Thanks.
Ginger person: Do you know something? I like ginger tea!
Tea: Riiiiight.
Fat person: Wow this music is cool it must be i like ginger tea.
God: I like ginger tea made music which inspired me to make the world. Amen to them
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