Metro-Sexual Face

referring to somebody like a kip, who has a clear face and is clearly a faggot. Hes long walks in the park and enjoys a nice martini when neccessary. his favorite show is sex in the city, but he knows nothing about fashion. Oh and more thing CHICKEN CRAW!!!

for example the metro-sexual face got kicked out because he was metro-sexual!!!!

by fuck fuck guy May 23, 2010

jack nasty face

Unfortunate genetic disorder or botched female circumcision in which the vagina and uteral region appear as though Crocodile Dundee went dynamite fishing in the female genitalia.

While she was doing the human pretzel, I gave the Chinese gymnist a jack nasty face with a sledge hammer, some barbed wire, and egg beaters.

by Rufus December 16, 2004

in the face ass nigga

A word used in philly poking fun at anything one of your peoples are doing

Man you ol' wearin overalls in the summer in the face ass nigga.
Man you ol' aint got no money for the club in the face ass nigga
Man you ol' cant get no hoes in the face ass nigga

by Earl Williams May 21, 2006

Black-Faced Drunk

or simply black-faced. A state of inebriation with the combined magnitude of black-out drunk and shit-faced hence "black-faced." One experiencing such a state tends to lose so much social cognizance that he or she will find enacting black-face not only unoffensive but hilarious without regard for it being viewed generally as taboo.

I started drinking yesterday afternoon to cope with my depression, but it got out of hand, and by evening I was black-faced drunk performing impressions to my neighbors resulting in my receiving of a beat-down of biblical proportions.

by cbebop7 November 22, 2010

bread facing

The most beautiful sport/art in the world

The only way to get into the cult was too bread facing

by Estadaddy May 8, 2018

Rachel Ray Face

A disingenuous facial contortion that is supposed to convey an orgasmic YUMMO moment but does not vary from use to use.

"I can't believe you gave that Michael Bay movie a good review! It was terrible!"

"But I love Michael Bay movies."

"You're indiscriminate in your affections. Stop giving him Rachel Ray Face."

by StSean October 18, 2008

banana nana face

a middle age man who refuses to have even facial hair.

Ty pennington is a banana nana face

by John 124234237 August 4, 2008