bag of dicks

A man who is such a dick, he isn't just a dick, he is a bag of dicks.

Troy is a selfish fucking fat bag of dicks.

by AlohaTaco November 23, 2016

dick in ya

When a dick is physically in you.

Yo, that a dick in ya?

by Ellio's Pizza December 11, 2016

gross dick

When a man's erection has nothing going for it, unsightly and putrid.

That jabronie has a gross dick. You should do anal instead.

by winedick October 20, 2015

Dick Shaker

A woman who is horrible at seducing.

Did you hear? Jen is a dick shaker

by aaaaaamazing December 6, 2015

Gladiator Dick

The appearance of your dick after having sex with your girl during her shark week.

Bro she was on the rag, and gave me gladiator dick.

by Death Star ducky January 13, 2016

gentle dick

The guys who act nice one minute and a jerk the next. Basically their fake.

OMG Tommy is such a gentle dick! he held the door for me and then he smacked my ass when I was almost through the door!

by Ghetto Blasta January 22, 2016

ash dick

A penis that endures no sexual intercourse for a long period of time (it does not get wet)

Man... It's been awhile. I'm getting an ash dick

by Nasteh March 1, 2016