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jack bullys you
by marelized mapple November 7, 2019
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Jacked Off

I'm jacked off that David told everyone he loved me, when in fact he was rooting someone else.
by Gilba May 6, 2022
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Jack carslide

That fat fuck Jack carslide sure can eat
by Long cock larry July 12, 2021
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Royally Jacked

Fucked up beyond the definition of words, while trying to convey in a professional and concise manner that it cannot be repaired and/or remedied in a short span of time, because of an outside circumstance or obligation.
I have royally jacked my shoulder working the past week with a rotatory cuff injury, because I needed to pay my rent and couldn't afford time off work. I'm going to need to take 1 - 3 weeks off work for it to heal correctly.
by Royal Jack January 7, 2023
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jack alexander jones

Noun ~ A special brerd of vulture, one descendant from jewish culture. Particularly enjoys self pleasuring and being stingy. Large figure in the gay community
That Jack Alexander Jones really is a SPECIAL breed
by AshizzleMnizzle April 17, 2018
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Being a Jack

Being unbelievably stupid and saying dumb things
Person 1: Hes not ethiopian hes christian
Person 2: Stop being a jack
by Animeuser1234 February 11, 2020
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The Turbo Jack

The act of shoving a remote control toy car up your lonely, hairy ass. You then use the remote and drive the car further up your ass while the other hand slides up and down your cock. Make sure to use dish soap as lube. Simply cum 8 times in a row, shove your hand back up your ass and gently remove the toy car (if ass is dry, use your own cum to lubricate the lonely, hairy asshole).
Yo I’m so lonely I resorted to doing The Turbo Jack. Took me 4 hours to finish the process but worth it in the end because my sister enjoyed watching.
by mali69 August 21, 2024
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