one-sided forbidding

Where you're bossily told not to do something, but your autocratical orderer doesn't have any other ideas of what you should do instead.

I personally don't allow anyone to direct any one-sided forbidding in my direction... if someone imperiously demands that I not perform a certain action which I feel is harmless and/or necessary, I calmly ask said dictatorial blow-hard what I should do instead, and if he says, "Well, I have no idea, but don't do THAT!", I disgustedly wave him off and reply, "Well, until you do come with an alternative action to suggest to me, I am gonna continue with my method whether you like it or not --- you can't just go around telling people not to do stuff unless you know of some other reasonable course of action to suggest to him instead!"

by QuacksO February 13, 2020

One eyed yogurt spitter

beating your meat

aka: "masturbating"

"did you seen the One eyed yogurt spitter"

by G1LOGIC February 14, 2020

One bap

A small joint

Me and Dave went behind Tesco for a ONE BAP

by Slebogs r us February 20, 2020

One More Game

When you are playing and your parents and asking you to stop

Parent: Stop playing and clean your room.
Kid: One More game
Parent: NOW!
Kid: FINE

by NO U JACOB February 20, 2020

One-taker

A scene in film, shot in one continuous take without any cuts interupting it.

Also known as: Oner

Sam Mendes' film 1917, had One-takers of 6 minutes. Roger Deakins sure did a good job on that one.

The film 1917 received an academy award for best cinematography. It's probably because of its long One-takers.

by MayoMannetje34 February 24, 2020

one-weigh valve

Sarcastic reference to da "checks in but doesn't check out" performance of unwanted body-mass dat many folks experience, especially those with low metabolism and/or edema or other medical conditions dat hinder da efficient processing of carbs, salt, and glucose.

Many highly-advertised waistline-reducing diets may not only be ineffective, but they can really be a "one-weigh valve" for your MONEY, as well, in that you just keep spending more and more over long periods of time in an effort to drop the poundage, while never really getting all that much in the way of noticeably-positive results.

by QuacksO March 8, 2020

Twenty one pilots

A person and or people stressed out.

My landlord got me all twenty one pilots over rent!

by Sf Jonathan May 1, 2020