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Jack

A round plump guy with a buzz cut who has a mushroom shaped head and pulls no bitches besides in 2nd grade. He doesn’t hop off his bike and wheelies around town. He is hard stuck elite in Fortnite, and unranked in siege.
Snoop #1 “Snoop have you heard of Jacks wheelies?”
Snoop #2 “Oh yeah that’s the guy who’s hard stuck elite, right?”
by Marqueefer February 22, 2024
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Maintenance Jack

A Maintenance Jack is when you're taking a shit and decide to jerk off at the same time.
Justin's tummy was aching, and he was also kind of horny. "Hey guys, I just pulled a maintenance jack on the bowl, feeling much better now!"
by Unwashed_Nuts February 23, 2024
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Jack Doherty

A: Did you see Jack Doherty's new video
B: what a dick
by ilikeairbus February 25, 2024
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Jack

Jack is overall nice, intelligent, good-looking, and somebody you can count on to be there. He's very outgoing with his closest friends and loves deeply no matter the relationship. Although he is very shy with new people, he always tries his best to seem confident when he speaks. He never wants to leave things on the bad side and always strives to fix his mistakes. He wants everybody in his life to be positively impacted by his presence and always tries to be a shining light. Though he has all these things he's always hard on himself. He seems to always downsize himself and never understands how amazing he truly is. So if you find a Jack, remind him every day that he is more than enough and that not everybody's perfect.
Stranger: "Hey, who's that guy over there?"
Friend: "Oh that's Jack, he's the therapist of our friend group."
by GodSpeed1681 February 26, 2024
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jacking

NY slang for claiming somethings yours or somethings true
"that girl mine forever, I'm jacking her till I die"

"I heard you and Jake got active" "stop jacking that"
by iwannagts February 27, 2024
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Jack douchery

Jack douchery is the artful combination of being both a complete jackass and behaving like an unbelievable douche.
Just when you thought that Mr. Smyth couldn’t out do himself and be more of a dick, he took his jack douchery to a whole new level.
by Barry Madonginer February 28, 2024
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Jack Stauber

A wonderful, underrated music artist that publishes weirdcore/ dream core music and it’s wonderful. Please listen to his music you will have no regrets
Sadly he takes random breaks often, so new music is rare, but I respect his decisions
He also has a YouTube channel that posts videos with deep meanings, getting into it would be a good idea

If you listen to his videos a lot and listen to a lot of his music it will seem less strange, don’t call people weird for enjoying his masterpieces

He also created Benny worm, a wonderful video that changed lives, you will see a part of it in the gif
A - I finished my 2 hour Jack Stauber playlist
B - Who’s Jack?
A - :(
by Commander Cat February 29, 2024
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