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whore

your mother, sister, and cousin. oh wait your fucking your cousin right now.
whoreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
by Dickweed63748 December 2, 2019
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Whore

Lemon thief. A person who is stealing or has stolen lemons. They are a problem. Perhaps they have not stolen lemons, but some other sort of fruit. This is not something you can call a regular, average thief. No, it must at least be used on someone stealing fruit, preferably lemons.
(I think it would be great if we all collectively started using whore in this way. Please. I want to see the linguistic shift.)
"You're the one stealing my lemons? You whore! How dare you?"

"If you keep taking apples without paying, everyone will eventually realize how much of a whore you are."

"You didn’t just climb that stranger's tree for the first ripe pear. What are you, a whore?"

"A whore got my lemons and I'm really sad about it."

"Lemon-stealing whore."
by Jack Allister March 29, 2024
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Myspace whore

Somebody, usually a girl, who consumes most of their time on myspace.com. They add thousands of friends and usually have the number of friends they have in their screen name. Such as "KateB2k" 2k being the amount of friends they have. They spend hours even days on myspace begging for comments and get mad when they don't have 100 comments a day and constantly threaten to delete their myspace. When they put a new picture up, if it doesn't get a certain, large amount of comments, they'll either delete, or won't post a new one until it gets more. They also do the act of "whoring" somebody on myspace using "w4w" which is pretty much just begging for people to add a certain person so that others will add them.
Myspace whore: OMG, I haven't been on the computer in an hour, I MUST check and see if I have comments. If not, I'M GOING TO DELETE MY MYSPACE!!!

Picture caption: Get to 100 comments in an hour or I'm deleting. New picture when this gets 100.

Whoring bulletin: Add Kayla! She's super sweet. She comments!
by RiotBabeee June 19, 2010
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Canoeing like a crack whore

When your j or blunt does not burn properly on one side you say “it’s canoeing like a crack whore”. That’s because a crack whore will not let go of the pipe or dick to row the canoe properly.
This joint is canoeing like a crack whore.
by anonymous May 18, 2025
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Whore

“She’s such a whore dude
by lmfaoyoullneverguess October 27, 2019
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Whore

Dumb dumb girl named Emma that is too obsessed with Taylor Swift
Damn, that tay tay fun is a real whore
by Mike OxLongNOxBent December 25, 2023
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Whore

A female you may be jealous of
A top tier gorgeous female

A slut that’s a virgin/ celibate
A female that talks to a new guy every week
A female that only talks to guys with looks and or money
A female that dresses promiscuous
“ew look at that whore I hate seeing her”

“Girl you are such a whore 😍”
“that whore is with a new guy every week but won’t let me fuck”
“I’m only talking to him for the money and attention, you know I’m a whore”
“Ew look at the way eriss dresses, she’s SUCH a whore”
Ex: Marilyn Monroe was a whore
by Eriss Sani’ December 13, 2023
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