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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.
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white-bread-box

1. A typing of Caucasians as individuals not qualified to dance well, jump high, sing soulfully, or generally relate to the human experience of anyone not Caucasian.

2. A racist device used to perpetuate the above type of Caucasians.
Hank: Poor Jimmy's havin' a heck of a time getting that Breakdancing scholarship...
Hal: He just can't seem to break out of that white-bread-box.
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White Landfill

When the words "white trash" just aren't enough.
She bought two of those sling things for her kids so she could breastfeed both at the same time. Very white landfill, if you ask me.
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White Flag Managing

Managing to a surrender, either
a. to bite the bullet in a battle that can't be won, and conserve resources
b. unintentionally, as a result of very poor management decisions that result in a practical surrender
Joe Girardi is White Flag Managing, starting Cody Ransom and Hairston in the same game.
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white net crawl

Hey Love, let's do the white net crawl tonight.
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Stroking the White Cat

Anabee couldn't make the Linux Outlaws show today; she was too busy stroking the white cat.
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