You've just dog diddly done it.

1. A somewhat more grave way of saying "you fail".
2. A way of saying when someone has taken it too far.

Plane Captain: Oops, we've just lost both engines.
Co-pilot: You've just dog diddly done it.

Driver: Oops, I think I just hit an old lady crossing the street.
Passenger: You've just dog diddly done it.

Guy: Oops, I got drunk last night, mistook your girlfriend for mine and slept with her.
Friend: You've just dog diddly done it.

Guy: Oops, I spilt coffee on my brand-new nine-hundred-dollar laptop.
Girl: You've just dog diddly done it.

Hunter 1: Oops, I mistook the game warden for a deer and shot him.
Hunter 2: You've just dog diddly done it.

by derroflcopter April 27, 2013

throw the hot dog down the hallway

penis in your pussy...

hey babe can you throw the hot dog down the hallway

by little itty bitty black dick November 15, 2016

National kiss MiKaylas dog day

This day is a national day to find a girl named MiKayla and kiss her dog

Hi MiKayla it’s “national kiss MiKaylas dog day” can I kiss ur dog??

by Kaylacheergul April 16, 2019

mini weiner dog horse

A genetic mix of a peculiar kind, combining a miniature horse with a weiner dog.

Dude look at that mini weiner dog horse taking a shit! Yeah dude that's one gnarly mini weiner dog horse apple!

by Wampa_one1 September 24, 2009

Fuck you and your little dog Fifi!

Today’s much rougher equivalent of the Wicked Witch’s warning, ”I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!” from the Wizard of Oz.

Hey dawg, jus’ sayin’ “Fuck you and your little dog Fifi!”

by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019

a dog that just wont shut the fuck up

That Dog that your Neighbor has that just wont Shut the fuck up.

(Dog barking)
Victim 1: LET ME SLEEP YOU FUCKING BITCH,

Victim 2: what?
Victim 1: MY NEIGHBOR HAS A DOG THAT JUST WONT SHUT THE FUCK UP

by MateoDoge April 25, 2020

Go home and kick the dog

An expression used to alleviate your anger when referring to democrats screwing up your country.. used as comedic relief

Obama's personal notion of change in the wrong direction really makes me want to go home and kick the dog

by liberals are idiots December 22, 2009