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Jacking off

"Would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport?" "Yes."
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Jack

jack is the name of a white boy who probably has shirt brown or red hair. if you know anyone named jack, we can all agree, he is probably really funny, and charming. there’s also a chance, jack is a nickname he uses, for his real name john, jackson, or joseph. jack is usually pretty rebellious and a rule breaker, who beats up teachers. jack may or may not be smart, he for sure is a jack-ass though!
wow bro, you are SOOO funny!!! you keep pulling a JACK on use hahaha!”
by strawberry_weeds November 22, 2021
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THE PUMPING JACK

When a dominant straps a dildo to his head, and penatrates either the cunt or Anus while Pornogrind is playing loudly in the background
"THE PUMP JACK"
Dude Todd! Me and that Goth chick Raven did "THE PUMPING JACK" for the first time last night, It made her whole week dude
by Direwolf January 26, 2023
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Jack Della Maddalena

UFC champion of the world, he is gonna Knock out Blahal "Remember The Name" on May 10th, its gonna be beautiful gonna be amazing... Him and the whole top 15 have made out with each other, he is a proud soon to be UFC champion...
Whenever a girl see's a nice aussie she thinks that he is very hot he must be a Jack Della Maddalena...
by ssleep May 6, 2025
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a regular jack and sam

alternative way to say 'average joe'.
Usually used by creative, 'non-boring' people
"Who's that?"

"Eh, just a regular jack and sam
by Jackie Sam March 6, 2018
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Jack

The guy that hasn’t been treated right during his teen years, is always getting bullied and has never made anyone laugh. He is certified to be a virgin his whole life, he will most probably end up hanging from a tree or with a bullet through his head. Usually he thinks he has friends but in reality he’s the most hated person on earth.
P1: “Hey did you hear about Jack”
P2: “you mean the one who thinks he has friends, yeah I know him”

P1: “he was found dead this morning because of suicide, and everyone didn’t care”
P2: “damn I can’t believe all our hard work paid off finally”
by Thekidwhowroteabouthimself November 22, 2021
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