white face draped

When a guy cums all over a woman's face after a blow job.

Did you see that woman get white face draped at that party last night.

by thinking out loud September 9, 2009

wash your face

derived from the neutrogena facewash commercial "BORED? WASH YOUR FACE"
it is code for drinking alcohol, because thats REALLY what you do when you are bored

'hey! im having a party this weekend! wanna come?"
"well it depends, will you wash your face?"
"oh hell yes"
"ok then im in"

by WalletSlut November 15, 2007

Got Yo Face

An exclamation after a male has just ejaculated onto a womans face.

Woman: Honey, you got my eyes!
Man: Your wrong, I Got Yo Face!

by Massa Watters November 27, 2004

fix ya face

A state of being when ones point of view is changed so drastically they in fact need their face fixed.

Symptoms include: slackjaw, wide eyes, a look of awe, a feeling of bewilderment and an overall sense that you may have just been in the presence of a God. In extreme circumstances, the act of fixing ones face has resulted in minor headaches.

It can also be used as a threat.
(read below)

'Look man, if you don't stop stealin' my jelly beans I'm gonna fix ya face!'

or

You see the hottest floosie in the bar and right as you walk up to her she faceplants. You pause then simply say, fix ya face.

If it is not used in a phrase then it is simply a state of being one is in when they see something amazing.

by mr.james. August 20, 2010

sit on my face

A compliment to women, implying they are usually good looking and attractive, but not nessacerily meaning the person whats the female to sit on his face.

"Look at her! Sit on my face alert!"

"Wow, your a bit of a sit on my face arnt you hunny"

by JakeTeamXtreme February 5, 2007

eat your face

When someone is really hungry and your face looks really yummy, they may want to eat your face.

I'm hungry!

Lemme eat your face!

*Chomp!* *omnomnom*

Yum!!

by faceeaterhuh January 16, 2011

Egg on my Face

Originally used to describe being embarrassed or feeling foolish. Now more literally used to describe a poor clean up job after jerking off or getting a blow job, where "egg" is visible in an obvious place like the jeans, shirt or face. Which can cause embarrassment.

I went home for a nooner and spent the rest of the day without realizing I had egg on my face.

My girlfriend gave me a hummer before we hit the clubs, we thought we did a good clean up job, but when we got under the black lights we realized we both had a little egg on our faces.

by BSB724 July 24, 2009