Captain Jacked

This is when a person introduces a conversational topic with others only to have a conversational pirate hijack the topic leaving the person marooned on a conversational island. Smoke signaled by, "What were we talking about?" "How did we get on this topic?" or "Oh..." if they even remember said person was talking.
Amy: I really love that song by...
Owen: I was in choir in College. I think we sang that song!
Blake: Bro, I didn't know you could sing? *sarcasm* Do you ever stop?
Owen: Did I tell you about my solo senior year? It was cray.

Amy was Captain Jacked.
by Lovsatellite July 19, 2018
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Jack Jay

Jack Jay is a serial entrepreneur born in 1997 with over 50 companies under his umbrella called Virus Ventures.
What an overacheiver it must be Jack Jay
by Existist October 10, 2020
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Jack Song

THis mother fucker is braindead and loves stroking cock. His tight asshole can somehow fit 20 cocks because of how big of a whore he is. The most inocnic aspect of his personality is 4/10,
by Jack Song is a faggot October 08, 2021
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Jack rosenau

Very strange individual and kinda weird
Jack rosenau is kinda gay ngl
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Urban Jacked

When you text a 'so called friend' a funny quote for urban dictionary and he puts it on there before you have chance.
"Yo Phil... Fully completely done me over yesterday bro he urban jacked my word man!"

Phil: "He completely urban jacked me the other day aswell!! God that boy has no banter"
by GRF10 December 15, 2010
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Detroit Jack City

Detroit-Jack-City: older generation muscle-head. Seasoned veteran at stacking plates and pushing weights. Someone over the age of 40 who is reminiscent of the good old days and muscular, representing the muscle car era of Detroit Mi
Dang, have you seen Blue lately? He’s Detroit Jack City!
by Gearheaded July 21, 2021
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Jack Purvis

Monster penguin that waddles everywhere, with disproportionate head. Has huge balls and the smallest cock. Looks like he cane straight out of The Lord of The Rings.
You know that kid Jack Purvis.”
Yea he gave me aids last night.”
by Gloryhole420 August 17, 2020
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