Cuntely Cunt Song

A jovial song that is often sung in the style of any popular well known melody or song. The words however must only contain the words 'cuntely' or 'cunt'.

The Cuntely Cunt song is often performed by very bored or pissed up wankers who find it amusing to inflict these songs on unsuspecting members of the public.

Anyone who performs a 'cuntely cunt' song will be known amongst friends and peers as a really cool bloke.

An example would be to change the words of 'burn burn burn, the ring of fire' to a 'cuntely cunt song version..... 'cunt cunt cunt, cuntely cuntely, cuntely'

by Used Car Bruce May 28, 2022

Justifiable cuntness

When a 3rd party can justify your cunt like actions.

"I've seen you be a cunt to others." "Did they deserve it?" "Yep" "justifiable cuntness. Doesn't count."

by Patty D May 29, 2022

Cunt

A woman's genital/vagina

I really like that girl's cunt, it was really nice to touch :).

by scribblesis_afatshit May 29, 2022

Beige Cunt

1. An eater of beige oven food

2.Someone who is bland and / or boring.

"Just come out for a drink will ya? Dont be a beige cunt!"

"What's that on your plate? Sausage rolls, chips and alphabites? You beige cunt"

by DarthBeige June 2, 2022

cunt

is a drag queen who has the Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve & Talent

- Did u see Alaska on all stars season 2?

- Yah, she won.. coz shez tha cunt

by Ed-SF March 9, 2022

Fat fucking cunt

Some generally named keirdyn that likes to suck big fat balls while being a bottom

That girl over there is such a fat fucking cunt, ong she’s absolute atrocious, That’s why we call her keirdyn

by Skeleron_milkies March 11, 2022

cunt

Myself and every other gay person ever

I am a cunt

by Homosexualness March 12, 2022