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Jack Daniels

1 ) a somewhat offensive for an alcoholic who drinks only whiksey

2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.

3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
a teenage guy brings home two bottles of Jack Daniels Tennesse Whiskey

his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these bottles in here.

son: Lol, not exacly my compiterate. I so wanted you, lol, to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian proivince of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.

father: Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody devil's milkout of this house, and rather take Melisaa on a run-of-the-mill-date or something.

son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong!
by Sexydimma October 2, 2012
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Jack weasel

A girl that gives it up frequently. But says in Public says your a jack weasel.

Def. You know im always giving it to you.

But everyone says hes always jacking off. At work ect.
Zack your a jack weasel. I am not. Yeah you are.
I am not. Why are you getting so mad?

You know im always making you work.
by Jack Weasel September 5, 2019
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jack dunphy

people call you jack dunphy if you fancy someone with the name neve
boy: neves fit
mate: mays we’ll call u jack dunphy
by elliekayisgay April 2, 2019
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Jack Harris

Very sexy man who nows how to dougie
Hey Jack Harris can you teach me how dougie
by Newington March 10, 2022
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Jack

A placeholder in the Urban Dictionary for most sentence examples, it’s also a common name.
Jack: Hi, I’m Jack.
Matt: Hi Jack!
by littleeooo March 21, 2024
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Jack

Absolute legend of a bloke and all around top G. Will always help a friend in need. Also has a fat sack (bread and balls).
He's such a jack
by JigglyBottom January 7, 2023
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Jack

Jack is either a quiet tall lad who always wears a watch or is a short and stubby fellow who may aswell be albino. He isn't to great at keeping secrets but will always tease people if not. Once he is comfortable with people he knows most, he will be laughing all the time or else he is left to entertain himself or a weirdo.
by Bunnybigknickers April 25, 2023
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