Jack is commonly the chieftain of the tribe, an intense and glorified lover. Legends date back to the ancient Egyptians, where it was said that a Jack made cleopatra a laurel of doves so beautiful that she was satisfied just by the sight of it. Most Jack’s have a body carved from the bronze of Apollo, a physique that must have been created by 7 days in the gym 10 hours a day. Jack is one of the funniest and most kind souls you will ever meet, but don’t get on his bad side. If you ever see an angry Jack; run, or get on your knees and beg for mercy.
“Oh my god, that dude is huge, must be a Jack.”
“I pulled 10 women last night, I did a Jack.”
“That guy is so ugly, must not be a Jack.”
“I pulled 10 women last night, I did a Jack.”
“That guy is so ugly, must not be a Jack.”
by jackthewizard December 26, 2021
Get the Jackmug. Jack 18, Call me the Rizzard of oz, let me work my magic
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500k+ subs on yt, side hobby
Is the tinder profile for a famous YouTuber called Chezitoo
by Chezitoes August 28, 2024
Get the Jack 18 Call Me The Rizzard Of Ozmug. A guy that will do anything just for your amusement. He is awesome. If you are his friend you are lucky
Anonymous: Hey Jack. Act up in class
Jack: Sure. Mr. Teacher?
Teacher: Yes
Jack: Do you know my brother Joe?
Teacher: Joe who?
Jack: Joe Mama!
Jack: Sure. Mr. Teacher?
Teacher: Yes
Jack: Do you know my brother Joe?
Teacher: Joe who?
Jack: Joe Mama!
by Matias Man January 14, 2020
Get the Jackmug. by Freddy Kokopuff November 14, 2018
Get the Jack Dennymug. He is a pussy hat. A poo smear of a son. You don't trust a Jack. He will ignore you for being different. A misogynistic man who will tell you to "speak English!" - The Paper Menagerie
"um - your friend over there is giving me bad Jack vibes. I would unfriend him if I were you. He looks like he treats his momma like trash. Red Flag."
by PooPooPeePee2211 May 18, 2022
Get the Jackmug. hes a sweetheart that will treat you right and love you forever he acts out in front of his friends but when it comes down to it he chooses you over anyone else
by jacklover42419 November 16, 2019
Get the Jackmug. 