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jack alexander jones

Noun ~ A special brerd of vulture, one descendant from jewish culture. Particularly enjoys self pleasuring and being stingy. Large figure in the gay community
That Jack Alexander Jones really is a SPECIAL breed
by AshizzleMnizzle April 17, 2018
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Jacked Off

I'm jacked off that David told everyone he loved me, when in fact he was rooting someone else.
by Gilba May 6, 2022
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The Turbo Jack

The act of shoving a remote control toy car up your lonely, hairy ass. You then use the remote and drive the car further up your ass while the other hand slides up and down your cock. Make sure to use dish soap as lube. Simply cum 8 times in a row, shove your hand back up your ass and gently remove the toy car (if ass is dry, use your own cum to lubricate the lonely, hairy asshole).
Yo I’m so lonely I resorted to doing The Turbo Jack. Took me 4 hours to finish the process but worth it in the end because my sister enjoyed watching.
by mali69 August 21, 2024
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The Jack Frost

The action of a white guy stripping naked and covering himself head to toe with vapor rub and jerking off with bio freeze in public.
"Hey bro why'd you miss work yesterday"
"Sorry I was doing The Jack Frost at the kids playground, it took all day"
by JackFrost509 March 14, 2024
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Jack

Jack is a very sweet person who will always make you laugh! He is very handsome with blonde hair blue eyes and freckles. He can be very stubborn and rude but that doesn’t mean he can’t be very caring. He will also make you smile just by looking at him
Girl 1; Oh my gosh look it’s Jack!
Girl 2; Go talk to him he’s so cute!
Girl 1; Ok!!!
by LittleLoveBird$$$ August 29, 2021
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Jack Gunn

Jack Gunn is an Extremely Smart Human Being, who Owns the earth and has conqured The universe.
by Sexycorysmacker October 11, 2022
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Jack

Usually a big kid who still lives his parents and will until he’s 30, likes to eat a lot of food and is awful at sports betting and fantasy football. Incest? Indeed.
“Yo there’s some fat faggot over there” “oh nah that’s just jack
by Swagbot12 December 19, 2021
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