Bag on him

If someone has a bag on them, it means they're in a bad mood for some reason. It's a politer way of saying that the person has their "arse in their hands"

Mark: I just asked the gaffer if I can book a few days off work and he went absolutely ballistic at me!

David: Yeah, probably best to stay away from him today, he's got a right bag on him for some reason.

by IKnowTheLingo December 26, 2022

Whore bag

A woman who has at least two illegitimate children by two different baby daddies, still lives at home with her parents, probably never went to college, is looking for a sugar daddy, but can’t stop sleeping around.

That whore bag is already collecting child support from two baby daddies and she’s still looking for a new baby daddy but she can’t stop sleeping around with a million other men.

by Rockedit1 December 26, 2022

Double tea bag

When two dudes get back to back and squat over a persons face to place one ball bag over each eye or aka double tea bagging.

“Jim and Moe continuously Double tea bag me after I die in call of duty.”

by BarkGodeTheGouse December 31, 2022

got bagged

to sleep with someone

“got bagged @ 6:30 am, days off to a pretty great start”

*make sure they don’t play hockey, that’s a different definition*

by hunnaaa November 25, 2023

bag

basic asian girl
a white washed asian girl who tries to be an "abg." can be seen with boba in hand

1: hey look at that "abg!"
2. nah that's a bag

by alenaaaa November 26, 2023

Bag Chat

This term is mainly used in Australia for when someone is in your ear having a chat (mostly a very incoherent and annoying conversation). It is common to see a bloke at the local RSL come up to people and start dribbling words in someone’s ear who they don’t even know.

You are munted and you aren’t making any sense mate, do you mind not having a bag chat with me right now?

by Yourneighbourhoodunkiejay November 28, 2023

i shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass

A very refined meme of a wood-brown woman stating “to out the story short, i shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my arse” this sentenceis currently in the 10 combussys of floptropica. Showing the dedication to this woman. This woman was a staple in floptropican presidency and will be forever known as such.

“Jake guess what”

“What do you want you autistic monkë

“I shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass”

“Wow so inspirational.”

by Floptropican Vocabulary. December 1, 2023