Bitch bag

A fanny pack that holds everything.

My bitch bag is a great survival kit it has beef jerky

by Imdatingurwaifu April 04, 2021

bitch-bag

when someone is more than a bitch. more like multiple bitches in one person

person 1: sup fucker
person 2: sup bitch-bag

by yeet that bitch August 15, 2019

bag of purple

A bag of weed

The college student bought a bag of purple from the janitor.

by Hood pizza April 12, 2016

Brouche Bag

A douche bag who is also very Bro-y. Will chug four cans of miller light and proceed to talk about MMA on the 1st date.

"I had the misfortune pf going out with a brouche bag last night. he talked about joe rogan for 2 straight hours."

"oof, im so sorry"

by smokyjones January 24, 2024

Tire Bag

A male or female who eats poop and cum out of a dirty condom used on their anus.

"Bro I tire bagged your mom last night"

"You fucking tire bag whore!"

Tire bag can be used to describe how filthy someone is and how untrustworthy they are.

Why say "whore" when you can call someone a tire bag?

by Kosh jyle April 15, 2019

bag of doom

Kid Rock has a pocket full of pain and a bag of doom.

Kid Rock has a pocket full of pain (Special-K, by Kelloggs) and a bag of doom (LSD).

Anyone else get a sense of impending doom while tripping on LSD? I took a bag of doom and feel all transcendental now, like I wanna go milk a squirrel. I also can't feel my face when I'm with you.

by Bob Johnson 2022 December 05, 2022

Bag of smashed arseholes

A term used to describe what a fit girl looks like when waking up after a night out.

"I thought Phoebe was sexy un till I saw her after that party. She looked like a bag of smashed arseholes"

by mingsly September 29, 2014