Salty one

Scottish term for a man of pure saltyness, used to describe people of less desirable qualities.

“Oh whut your a pure salty one”

by Jbroon October 14, 2020

polish the one eyed goat

To beat ones man meat. Most of the time thoroughly and vigorously.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to polish the one eyed goat while going 80 in a 18 wheeler?

by Sparky870 October 15, 2020

One

The first character in mathematics.

How many cats do you have.

Me: One

by STROPSAE October 17, 2020

One Direction

The best boy bad ever. PERIOD! It consists of Harry Styles (my "boyfriend"), Niall Horan (the guy who took a chonce), Liam Payne (adorable and underrated), Zayn Malik (the one who left and im perfectly ok with it because it was because of his mental health and their horrible management but that a conversation for another time), and Louis Tomlinson (the one who is GENUINELY not dating Harry). They said they would be back after their "18 months" hiatus. THEYRE NOT DONE THEY ARE ON A HIATUS!!! Louis said it in their last song, History "this is not the end" and I live by that.

"Omg your STILL obsessed with one direction!?!?"
"Yes, yes I am. So don't bother me while I jam out to You and I and crying about zayns high note"

by I'm delusional October 18, 2020

rip a thick one

To tear the widest of units, to defeat the largest of singulars, to rip the thickest one...

Lucas rip a thick one yesterday! He's dead

by NOON RAT October 19, 2020

busted on one pump

When your penis throbs only once and you cum

I pulled down my pants and watched porn, I was about to start masturbating but i busted on one pump

by HAMZTK April 5, 2017

Murder One

The name of Lemmy Kilmister's bass amp.

Oh man, have you heard Metallica's new song "Murder One"? It is named after Lemmy's amp, it's awesome!

by Vortic April 16, 2017