I like my dog

When someone is board and searchers it up.
Or
Someone who likes their dog/dogs and types it.

I like my dog.
Not to complicated to understand.

by ApErSoNtHaTiSbOaRdAf May 28, 2021

Taste's Like Dick

When a specific food or drink has the flavor or aftertaste of a dirty sweaty penis. Often the taste of dick will have a pungent and or sour flavor profile.

Damn bro that warm beer you just poured me taste's like dick.

by JUSTIN SYDHER March 30, 2022

romantic like dandruff

Not romantic at all

GUY ON DATE: I don't kiss. It's not healthy. It spreads bacteria.
LADY ON DATE: You're romantic like dandruff.

LADY: My husband bought me an exercise machine and an electronic calorie counter for Valentine's
FRIEND: Romantic like dandruff

by Sparkina67 January 20, 2011

Like a chris

Like a chris

When you be a pussy taking a covid test like a Chris

by Gim with a G March 27, 2022

Wrapped like a mummy

When you’re shaft is inside of a condom

NO, she doesn’t need Plan B, my shit was wrapped like a mummy

by Callmedaddy42 December 4, 2020

Popped it like it’s hot

Popping it like it’s hot is the act of sniffing a big hit of poppers in the club.

Guy 1: “What’s up with Peter? He looks like he’s dying”
Guy 2: “Aah no he just popped it like it’s hot, he’ll be okay in a minute or so”

by Baroent April 5, 2023

Like pulling chocolate from a nest

The act of discovering something delightful or rewarding in an unexpected, messy, or uncomfortable place.

Digging through the attic boxes and uncovering my old favorite jacket was like pulling chocolate from a nest.

by Cal the Panda September 23, 2025