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Clap the Jack

You can clap the Jack by saying your a flat earther on the first date. Learned from experience.
by Almighty Meme Lord February 19, 2018
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Jack

Jack is an ignorant loving person that plays Roblox.com. Leader of Royal Blood who thinks he knows his stuff but he really doesn't. He has online dated the following people: Tay the whore, kassidy the liar and he got catfished by lauren. Unfortunate. He sword fights for fun and does trials at 9 every day to make sure the rightful people are punished.
Didn't RB lose 25-8 in war to SF led by Jack?
by Obronzed May 29, 2019
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Jack

An absolute lad he’s just so stupid and don’t have a clue what he’s on about half of the time and he’s got a ginger mullet bc he’s just so cool
Dave : “did you see jacks new haircut?”
Dave 2 : “yea man he’s so cool 😎”
by Pineapple gyal March 12, 2022
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Jack Kelleher

Person 1; Do you know jack kelleher?
Person 2; Ya he's the man
by JackKelleher420 April 27, 2021
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Jolly Jacking January

Jolly Jacking January or JJJ is the month where you are offensive to people who aren’t “the boys” or your friends in general and the month u jack off at least 10 times
Weirdo1: it’s Jolly Jacking January
Weirdo2: yeah and I jacked off 69 times In worship of the Slop Gods
by ShimPee December 3, 2019
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Jack Assward

adv./adj.

adverb: similar to backwards, but when someone is so entirely ignorant about a situation or circumstance that they make a Jack Ass out of themselves implementing incorrect procedure or protocol, and defending the same.

adjective: a person who cannot do anything correctly, and cannot tell their ass from a hole in the ground.
1.
(of a movement) away from one's intelligence; in the direction from one's brain to one's backside.
"he proceeded in a Jack Asswards manner"
2.
toward or in in incorrect manner.
"only a moron would have done it Jack Asswards like this."
3.
"he is a real Jack Assward person and can do nothing correctly."
by 4zBratz August 19, 2021
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Jack

Jack is a Syrian American who makes racist jokes towards Latino people. He his sister is the best football player ever to exist. She catches the ball and always makes a touchdown. Jack is a sexy beast and everyone has a crush on him.
by Dilflover100 October 28, 2021
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