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kitty cock blocked

You and your lover are making your way to the bedroom, about to embark on a ride of sweet, passionate love making when you find your cat sleeping on the bed. This consequently denies you from sex since cats are too damn cute to be disturbed from their slumber.
"We were totally getting into it so we decided to take it upstairs...but we were kitty cock blocked by Fluffy."
by beargryllsbornsurvivor August 25, 2012
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Woodchipper of Cock Forest

a slut that sucks lots of dick. and cock sucker. ghetto gagger. women who eat of swallow the shaft as a result of oral sex.
That bitch blew me so hard; she is the true Woodchipper of Cock Forest.
by Dr. Pat McRotch August 26, 2012
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throw a cock in her

an expression used to communicate a dude's desire to have sex with a particular female, generally employed to convey one of the following feelings: (1) that the chick in question is smokin' hot; (2) that the dude is suitably horny although the chick is not that hot, (3) that the dude's standards are lower than the person he is speaking to; or (4) that there is something about the chick in question that the dude likes.
(1) "Damn look at that hottie....I'd throw a cock in her."

(2) Speaker 1: "Dude, she's ugly."

Speaker 2: "I don't care, I need a slump buster...I'd throw a cock in her."

(3) Speaker 1: "Dude, she's kinda old and has no tits."

Speaker 2: "I'd throw a cock in her."

(4) Speaker 1: "Mandy never did it for me."

Speaker 2: "I'd throw a cock in her."
by 51westside July 8, 2011
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Shit on my cock

You gotta get a boner and twist it around and sniff it then shove it up your butthole and then go to toilet and push the shit out. Ewwwwww
Last night Micheal was bored So He said I think I’m gonna Shit on my cock
by Jimuder Johnson July 27, 2023
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cock and bull story

It is referred to an untrue or imaginary story
Spare me that cock and bull story, mind you, I can't be easily decieved.
by Wilna T January 26, 2021
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Cock full of dew

When you sleep outside for the night and wake up to wet morning wood. Were you raped? Only by nature.
Carl: Hey Brad! My wiener is wet, did you rape me last night?
Brad: Bruh you just have a cock full of dew! You passed out in the grass after the party.
by Zort4Lyfe March 9, 2021
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I'd suck a cock

YRG basketball slang for making a bet that the shooter of the basketball would miss a shot.
Yourrage: I'd suck a cock if he hits that
*hits shot*

Yourrage: *screams intensively*
by Potato šalad March 16, 2021
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