One

Doesn't actually mean one. One means many. Many means one.

Harry: “You can have one hug. :|”
Penny: "I'm so glad that one means many."

by ricecars November 03, 2021

One

Loving you

I will not stop…
Even when posts are still
My heart you always fill❤️

I pray for that day…
One fine day
It will be…
You and me…
For eternity ❤️

by The one who has my ❤️ June 11, 2025

three over one

the middle three fingers intertwine to form a mega finger which is inserted into the vagina. the pinky is hence left flexible to finger the bum hole, from a variety of angles. produces maximal arousal

can you please three over one me luke?

by druggoless June 05, 2015

that one chair at 3AM

literally the scariest thing in existence, god himself fears it

oh my god its that one chair at 3AM im fucked
*dies of death*

by i have ligma pls help June 03, 2022

two stick, one chain

Two Stick One Chain Means A Nunchuck

Leonardo: Mikey wheres to two stick, one chain
Mikey: My Nunchuck

by Cyxz Dickrider June 20, 2023

One-season salt

Saltiness caused by a Netflix/Hulu show only having one season. Upon binging this one season, you realize there are no more episodes to watch. You then become very salty and will likely begin to experience withdrawal.

Person A: "I didn't realize there weren't any more episodes..."
Person B: "Welcome to the land of one-season salt!"

by xPolyatomic April 20, 2020

one-eyed-russell

another name for penis

He used his one-eyed-russell to pee with.

by Einey April 08, 2010