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Step your pussy up

When a female is not perfoming up to par when compared to various expectations
YO sex game aint really tight, honestly...you need to step your pussy up
by Johnny Nutsac May 6, 2010
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Pussy Ass White Boy

One whom lacks courage, weak, short, small penis, pale.
A pussy Ass White Boy got his milk money stolen by Men of courage.
by Johnyworld August 3, 2007
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Talking Out Your Pussy

The obnoxious feminine response generally induced by men thinking with their dicks.

When one spews illogical, irrational, overanalyzed or otherwise ridiculous nonsense from their mouth hole.
Usually occurs for a several day period once every 28 days.

Example:
Bro, I don't know what to do. Sally keeps getting pissed when I talk to my x-girlfriend Jane online. She knows our relationship ended 10 years ago and that Jane is happily married.

Whatever dude, Jane was way hotter and Sally probably knows you're thinking with you dick. That's what's making her talk out her pussy.

Medical Diagnosis:
The buildup of excessive estrogen in a woman's brain often causes massive disconnects in the neurological pathways responsible for conducting reason and logic.

Audible symptoms begin to surface when triggered by the inverse brainwaves released when men in close proximity begin thinking with their dicks.

‘TOYP’ is most commonly transmitted orally via female to female. Symptoms may proliferate with the consumption of champagne, chardonnay, cosmopolitans, mojito's and hot sake.

Treatment:
*Please note, following is the only known treatment and is effective in suppressing symptoms alone. Neither a treatment nor a vaccine for the cause has yet been discovered.

To treat symptoms carefully administer one dose of cock to the patients mouth hole. Treatment provides temporary relief from symptoms but can be re-administered as necessary.
Dammit Sally, If you keep talking out your pussy I'm going to have to wash your mouth out with cock again.
by Whafer Frisco Guson November 21, 2010
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Pussy Face Rat Face

Someone that you can tell is a pussy just by looking at their face and they also tend to look like a rat.
Ex: Buck teeth and rat features.

Person 1: Hey man, Colton is such a pussy face rat face!

Person 2: Yeah, I know he looks like a pussy and a rat.
by Grizzlyxx March 9, 2010
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pop that pussy like a gusher

"when you pop that pussy so hard, that it bleeds"
-ham
Nate: can you pop that pussy like a gusher?

*nate refering to his own pussy*
Landon: Yes
by a dissapointment August 2, 2018
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East Coast Pussy Toaster

The act in fucking a girl and the without telling her pull out and pour lighter fluid on the outside of her pussy and a little on the inside, then light her pussy on fire.
Man last light i was fuckin this bitch i dont like, so i pulled out and gave her a east coast pussy toaster.
by J-Wall October 27, 2012
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Getting pussy out the showerhead

Getting so much pussy from such a steady source (or multiple steady sources) with such minimal effort that it appears to simply flow forth like water from a showerhead.
"Hey dude, did you hear about Pedro?"
"Yeah, I heard he keeps hooking up with that hella hot chick down in 301"
"You heard right! He didn't even ask! She just thrust herself at him."
"Damn, that boy be getting pussy out the showerhead"
by FreshZest May 3, 2012
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