Foggy one

A cigarette.
Alludes to the fog of smoke you stand in while having one.

"Shall we go out for a foggy one?"
"I'm just popping out for a foggy one."

by XtraThiccBeverage October 24, 2017

one septentrigintillion

one followed by 114 zeros

kid: im so huuuungrrrryyyyyyy i could eat one septentrigintillion horses right now
mom: we will be at the McDonald's soon honey
kid ok *hmph*

by 0/0=/0^x April 19, 2021

One Trick Pony

Or OTP for short, a term used to describe Wayne Harrison, very little talent, zero comedy, overuses basic jokes, otherwise known as a drip.

“Wayne is such a one trick pony, an OTP if you will…what a drip”

by Chapy the Papi June 30, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>No One Knows YOur VOice No Yes Maybe Yes no<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>No One Knows YOur VOice No Yes Maybe Yes no<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>No One Knows YOur VOice No Yes Maybe Yes no<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 13, 2025

National One Nut Day

The one day in November you can nut

Tim: Ugh i wish i could nut
Rob: You can! Its National One Nut Day!

by bannonutnovember November 8, 2019

Hard to give a shit when you have to take one

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.

For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.

by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>Vector One Fourty Five Hives Bees<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Vector One Fourty Five Hives Bees<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Vector One Fourty Five Hives Bees<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025