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Going to see a man about a dog

Slang used while referring to going to have a drink down the pub.

Most commonly used in the North East of England. Due to it being originally derived from people who drink/drank the ex-Newcastle brewed alchohol, Newcastle Brown Ale.

The sentance itself is actually printed on the label of the newer bottles of Newcastle Brown.
Fred: Doing anything decent this weekend?

Bob: Going to see a man about a dog on friday if you fancy coming?
by iMikey February 10, 2010
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like a g-dog on a fly tip

Slang saying one who is with the times,ecentric, all knowing,on top of things.
Man that guys like a g-dog on a fly tip today.
by Sgt Surrender April 4, 2008
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shit up my dog's ass

An expletive of Canadian origin, specifically southern Ontario. Can be used as an expression of surprise or disbelief.
Whilst playing hockey and/or curling: "Shit up my dog's ass, it's cold!" Alternately, Pierre: "Can you believe the Canadian Olympic hockey team is seeded lower than those lousy commie Ruskies?" Piet: "Shit up my dog's ass!"
by shittinginwindsor March 14, 2008
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New York Chili Dog

The act of a man resting his penis in between the greased or oiled up buttcheeks of a second man, while a third man deficates on the penis of the first man.
Hey Kevin, did you hear: Glen, Andy, and Marcus enjoyed a hot, steamy New York Chili Dog last Saturday night?
by chromatic420 October 14, 2011
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spinning like a hit dog

exerting a lot of energy while achieving no positive results other then providing great amusement to those around you.
When Fred's girlfriend went into labor, he was still spinning like a hit dog when the ambulance showed up.
by PhillTheFireman January 25, 2008
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3 day blind dog glaze

A Blow job culminating in the blow jobee blowing his load into the eyes of the blow jobber, the seamen then sticks the eyelashes of the victim together rendering their eyes useless for a period, no less than 3 days, the victim then requires a blind dog to help them move around for that period.
Did you see Rick '3 day blind dog glazed ' Sarah on the weekend and her vision still hasn't fully recovered .
by Big Bob 22 January 19, 2018
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Smiling Like a Dog Shitting Razorblades

A term used to describe a situation where one needs to smile or act happy even though they are in severe pain physically and or mentally. References how dogs (most dogs) facial expression remains the same even when they are in pain. Usually used to describe an unpleasant interaction with authority.

Another variation of this phrase is shaking like a dog shitting razorblades
"The boss was screaming right in her face but she just stood there smiling like a dog shitting razorblades."
by FutureGhost November 13, 2018
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