as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag

A quote to be used when really confused. Just like a chameleon would be confused on what color to change into if it got stuck inside a Skittles bag, you are also confused as hell. You're a loser if you say something as simple as "I'm confused"

Sarah: 2 + 2 = 5

Alexis: I'm as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag

by Spencerrrrrrrrr008 February 18, 2022

Don't forget the bag

If you forget the bag, you will have bad luck.

The football team forgot the fucking bag and our coach even said don't forget the bag, FUCK!

by 420Nnnnnnnnn69 November 30, 2018

Santas Bag

When you can see a males genitalia through clothing.

"I can see Brandon's sexy Santas Bag through his wrestling clothes.

by StacyTara March 27, 2009

Plastic Bag

When you do not have a condom

Hey girl if the plastic bag fits it fits.

by Ace Kaye December 4, 2021

Bread bagging

When ur too broke to afford Condoms

Harley : wanna go bread bagging Freda…spent all my money on beer and got no rubbers

by Beckybeaver June 19, 2021

Bag of skittles

Most commonly associated with being A faggot

Hey did you see terry he had a rainbow 🌈 in his bio he is definitely a “bag of skittles”

by Kahnboi November 6, 2023

Flea bagging

Animal (mainly your pet) coming in your area and dropping his fleas off everywhere.

My dog is scratching thanks to the damn cat that came in flea bagging earlier.

by Slantified September 22, 2020