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Simp-Like

A person who will appear as a nice guy in the comments in hopes of getting gratification and attention, usually from someone of the opposite sex.

This will involve appearing wholesome and liking and commenting on all their social media, usually with some form of cringe syntax and worship.
Oh dear, Jasper just Simp-Liked the profile picture of every girl he knows.
by Uwuuwuwu April 17, 2020
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Ride it like a cow girl >:)

I know wha you here for.

Your friend, a big black male, with a deep ah voice walks into the room. You are both on a road trip. You are staying at a cheap motel >:) . He slept in a different room then you. Suddenly, you feel the urge. The urge to ride his cock like a cow girl. You run toward him and start kissing him passionatly. You can feel his shit bulging. You want to stroke it. He grabs your massive tits and starts ripping off your blouse. He starts sucking your tits and you let out a small moan. His cock is pratically ripping off his pants now, so you deside to relieve him and you take off his pants. His monster cock is 8 inches. You get down on your hands and knees and scream daddy as you give the best hand job he will ever get. You start sucking it. He cums so much is fills up your mouth. But he is not done. He has another bullet in the chamber. He throws you on the bed and starts squeezing your tits with one hand and starts stripping your pants off with the other. Your pussy is so wet it feels like a water park. He starts sucking your pussy. He screams that he cant resist any more and rams his cock into your pussy. In and out for what seemed like hours. You feel like your going to cum so you scream Im cumming! He says wait so you hold it in. He tells you to get on top of him. You climb on top of him and he says, RIDE IT LIKE A COW GIRL! You ride that cock like its your horse bessie and you cum and he cums at the same time. The End.
by TheREALbIG BOY April 30, 2023
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Riding like a jockey

An expression referring to when a woman performs the 'cowgirl' sex position enthusiastically, vigorously and for a relatively long time.
"We was up all night, Gazza!"
"She was riding like a jockey !"
by Anterooo November 17, 2023
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did it like leo!

when someone does something in a classy, superior, high-class and stylish way
Paul: yo, did you just see that guy buy & drink that entire bottle of Dom Perignon?
Roger: yea, my man just did it like leo!
by Eric Stefan-Larson June 5, 2024
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I like your kneecaps

gives you a restraining order to not go anywhere near a school
Mike: I like your kneecaps Mary.
Mary: Get tf away from me you creep.
by SplitPSoup September 13, 2021
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an arse like a burst orange

The state of one's anus after a particularly heavy night of alcohol and questionable street food.
Alright Danny, how was last night?
Aw man, I'm fucking struggling today. Went for a shite and out came a barrage of fizzy bisto. Honestly, I've got an arse like a burst orange.
by Runstable P. Bagadagger October 15, 2017
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Livin' like John

"yeah man I've been seeing this girl lately and let's just say I've been Livin' like John"
by Jon062 November 3, 2024
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