When Did I Ask

This is the classic comeback used by people too retarded to think of a smart insult
If you use this as a comeback, you are probably a-
Retard
Someone with a small dick
Someone with a iq smaller than their dick
Someone who has no dick
Someone who has no iq
Someone who gets 0 pussy and has 0 hoes
Someone who probably wears 10 foot platforms and thinks that they are some emo shithead that worships satan. (I'm looking at you, Bunny).

If you use this as a comeback, the person who you said it to has legal rights to beat the shit out of you and tear off your ears and shove them down your throat.

Guy 1: "I was at the park and my friend showed up. We had a great time."
Guy 2: "Haha, when?"
Guy 1: "Oh it was yest-"
Guy 2: "No! When did I ask?!"
Guy 1: *Kicks other guy and knocks him out. Proceeds to rip Guy 2's ears off and shove them down their throat.*

by snerfl February 1, 2021

I identify as an attack helicopter

a joke to piss of a feminazi who thinks there is 58 genders there is 69

i identify as an attack helicopter (sexually)

by thathandletho February 16, 2017

I hate joe Biden

Joe Biden is the worst president ever!

Joey: I hate joe Biden! Joel: me too! John: you better like Biden or die! Joey: punches John in the face

by Braydong44 January 7, 2021

i put the 'impin in the pimpin

1. This is an ancient phrase that goes back as far as the time of Gabriel and Mohammed. It means 'I just had sexual intercourse with all the members of your family last night'.

2. An expression used to state that one is 'the shit'.

Gabriel: Before I give the holy scriptures I have something to say.

Mohammed: What my lord?

Gabriel: I put the 'impin in the pimpin

Mohammed: Surely not all of them in one night?

Gabriel: Fo' shizzle my nizzle!

by elisse July 16, 2008

I Poisoned Your Whine!

Popular phrase in theater.

Roughly translates to mean:

"I hope you do bad"

"I made you look bad"

"I poisoned your whine"

We'll lead as two kings!

by larstait October 15, 2003

i e nanaja

The background dates back milleniums to the late 1900's whereby such Eur-asians dated back to the BC Era of Genghis Khan where his dog's name was I E NANAJA and can be seen in such movies as "office space"...representing a brown sand nigga

"I E nanaja!"

Genghis Khan to his dog: "i e go get your rice pilaf"

by G February 14, 2005

am i rite?

Often used in leetspeak and used to indicate an insult or sarcasm.

<ZeroCool> lol ur a stupid fgt am i rite?

by Blade Leader October 22, 2004