black mesa blowjob

getting your dick sucked by someone cosplaying as barney calhoun from half life as they pour beer on your dick (or they fill their mouth with beer and suck you off while the beer spills everywhere)

me: "oh man i need my dick sucked"
friend: "would you like the black mesa blowjob?"
me: "oh hell yes"

by the real gordon freeman May 27, 2025

Black Aces

Guy with a big penis that will make girls cum 1 second

Tabitha:"hi Louis
BlackAces:" hi Tabby
Tabitha:"oh, oh I'm cumming!!!
BlackAces:" not a surprise

Black Aces

by RayanAces November 23, 2021

Black Mamba

It's when you take a crap in a condom, tie it off, freeze it, and when frozen, you use it as a sex toy aka dildo.

That man must have a fecal fetish, he's making a black mamba again. Stay clear of the freezer, that's not a fudgsicle!

by MintyDesign January 24, 2025

National wear black day

There should be an National wear back Day so let it be on December 5th we all wear black

Person: why are you wearing all black?

Other person: because today is National wear black day!

by Tre_jo_ the_creater November 22, 2019

black chancha

A very large black penis; OG mudbone

Damn, Jamal’s black chancha is the most amazing thing ever.

by Licklick333 February 25, 2018

big black cool aid loving nigga

a unwanted black person witch is a theif i mean they all are that loves bannanas waternmelon and fucking kool aid fucking cotton pickers

i saw one of those big black cool aid loving nigga people today fucking cunts

by hreru8h May 24, 2024

Black Chimney

When you snort your deseased fathers ashes making your nose look like a black chimney.

Bro 1: What the fuck are you doing?
Bro 2: I'm hittin' a black chimney.
Bro 1: Lemme get a hit.

by Chets Meaty Dildo December 6, 2021