Cheesy Hog

A Cheesy hog is another word for a woodlouse.

Girl One: Ahhh!!!

Girl Two: What?

Girl One: There's a cheesy hog on my crumpet!

Girl Two: That a woodlouse you twat!

Girl One: Same thing.

by Purely Apivorus March 11, 2009

Cheeser

Someone that is consistent in making comment or gesture that is not funny nor tasteful, at the same time this individual usually thinks he or she is actually funny or appropriate.

"Ha ha... Did you hear Nate when he was talking to that customer and trying to sell them carpet? He's major "CHEESER".

by CA March 29, 2004

Cheesy Wotsit

The small penis of a ginger male.

"Did you sleep with him?"
"No way, he had a right cheesy wotsit"

by Breeeeee July 23, 2008

Cheesy Squeeze

a sex act where person A puts the tip of a can of cheese whiz into person B's asshole and sprays some into person B's ass, then person B shits it into person A's mouth

yeah, I totally got a cheesy squeeze from your girlfriend last night. It tasted like shit.

by Captain Hammerpenis May 22, 2010

Cheeser

A cheeser is someone is who is excessively greasy. Cheeser's are commonly people who do not shower, or wait long periods of time before showering. Originated from when certain cheese is heated up the grease is exposed.

"Look at his greasy hair! He is such a cheeser!"
or
"Look at that gang of children, their a bunch of cheeser's."

by Thereyougo. March 22, 2010

cheesy wheelbarrow

General insult

by konalord September 13, 2003

chease

1. The resulting residue that results from cheese being cooked rapidly at a high temperature.
2. The innards of a grilled cheese sandwich containing such a residue.
3. The greasy and cheesy innards of a poorly made grilled cheese sandwich.
4. Anything cheap or poorly constructed.

1. Let's make some chease.
2. My grilled cheese sandwich is full of chease!
3. Ew! It tastes like chease.
4. This car is a piece of chease.

by Tomtheonly January 26, 2007