a little birdie told me

When you hear something from a person's twitter feed.

twitter feed: OMG LOOK AT THESE AWESHUM PUMPS. #omgSHOES (insert twitpic)

...later...

Person: Hey, I heard about your new shoes. SEXY.
Twitard: OMG, what? STALKER. How do you know?!

Person: A little birdie told me.

by tjt2013 August 30, 2011

He fucked me with a toothbrush

Bellaaathorne fucked Tana mogul with toothbrush and have her a blow job while fingering her nostrols

Bellalallathorne: fuck me harder~
Tanamougogohu: of course daddy~
Bella llama throne: he fucked me with a toothbrush~

by Urmomhasasmalldick February 17, 2019

pick me up potion

slang for amphetamines, modafinil, or other stimulants

i need to cram for my quantum mechanics midterm; ugh, im gonna take massive amounts of pick me up potion

by inquilinekea March 24, 2010

leave me alone boots

Leave me alone boots are boots made entirely for utility and are often worn by utility men. Usually, the wearer will be very busy and you should leave him alone. These fall far below ask me out boots on the sexiness scale, but are still above Crocs.

Janet: Hey, you see that hot guy over there?

Betty: Just find him later, he has his leave me alone boots on.

by Bacon Supreme October 16, 2008

soliana please forgive me

I did a bad thing to my friend that made them feel upset. I say this and hope they forgive me

Hey soliana please forgive me?

by rorogurl February 11, 2022

don't tase me, bro!

A plea for mercy, as in "Please don't taser, beat, kick, shoot, etc... me." An ironic warring about the use of excessive force, even if the person screaming it was asking for it.

(Term from the Florida student who cried out the phrase.)

It's just a rough definition. Don't tase me, bro!

by Man Machine October 3, 2007

Grandma Bake me a cake

a phrase that hungry children use when at there nans house and require cake

Say Grandma.....bake me a cake

by Lee Holland September 17, 2003