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high fructose corn syrup

What you use when you’re out of lube
We were out of lube last night so I used High Fructose Corn Syrup and it felt so good!
by High fructose corn sex January 14, 2018
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Turner Ashby High School

A school full of rednecks, stuck up jocks, and slutty cheerleaders who think cheerleading is a sport. Welcome to Turner Ashby High School, home of the worst football team in Rockingham County!!
What school was it that their gym teacher got caught fucking a student?

Oh! You're talking about Turner Ashby High School!
by fetus_deletus42069 March 8, 2019
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los gatos high school

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High pitched sarcastic insult

Native to North London, it usually shows how someone lacks the ability to do something. It can also be used to purposely indicate that you are stronger than someone.
Matt: "Hey John I'm sick at football."
John: ( High pitched sarcastic insult ) "You're sick at football."

Tom: "I can quickscope better than you."
Joe: ( High pitched sarcastic insult ) "You're better than me."
by guileM16A4 March 1, 2014
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clasp-retaining high-five

Refers to da humorous "I really like you" gesture of not merely slapping da other person's hand when ya smilingly offer said pal a high-five, but instead interlacing yer fingers with his and really "hand-wrestling him good" for a few seconds. A great way of showing a cute lady how much you enjoy/value/desire her companionship while you have hold of her hand, anyway; hopefully she will allow you to maintain your joyful clasp of said warm/soft extremity for an extended period afterwards, and possibly even accompany you on a hand-in-hand stroll around town afterwards if her current schedule permits.
A clasp-retaining high-five is an awesome way to initially "break the ice" with a new gal and get her head-swimmingly starry-eyed for you.. play your cards right and you may have her lying back on your bed stark-naked within an hour or two.
by QuacksO March 16, 2019
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John Taylor high school

‘Your posh, do you go denston?’
Oh no I go John Taylor high school
by Lindane December 16, 2018
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