sumo sexing

Two people over two hundred fifty pounds attempting to have sex.

Jim: Did you hear about the porno tape the people off of the Biggest Loser made?

Bob: Yeah it was total sumo sexing!

by Bored teens June 23, 2010

Sex picnic

Taking someone into the woods for a picnic with having only intentions for sexual intercourse.

A nice picnic having sex with Emilia Clark (Sex Picnic).

by Anonopotomus May 31, 2015

Nature Sex

Having wild animal sex with each other outside in the woods.

I hope a spider doesn't crawl up my ass cause we're having Nature Sex in the woods.

by XXDirtyDrewXX July 15, 2014

giving sex

ref. "getting sex": the main difference between getting and giving sex is insertion. The recipient "gets" sex, ALWAYS, regardless of gender in either direction.

Ah, dude, I was totally giving sex to Emily last night
NOT
Emily was totally giving sex to me last night, dude

by PlexArah December 18, 2008

chair sex

when one inserts a chair leg into the female genitalia

Mel likes to pass the time having chair sex

by lisalisalisalisa April 16, 2008

turtle sex

to masturbate with a turtle object

Such as a turtle pencil, stuffed turtle, turtle keychain, a real turtle.

Kristen: Where's Mert?
Lafundah: Oh he'll be late, he's having turtle sex again....

by keggerthebegger January 15, 2008

Text Sex

when jake and kathleen send urgent text messages saying text sex now

kath: um hey jake.....
jake: TEXT SEX NOW!!!!!!!! *urgent*

by kathjake May 27, 2008