ass-faced to the wind

in a state of complete confusion and/or fluster

I'm so ass-faced to the wind right now I don't even know what's going on!

by Joshula January 31, 2008

Resting dude face

A person, usually male who naturally looks like a misogynist.

Yeah, he's got that resting dude face, I don't know if I can trust him

by GuttersGrr November 7, 2019

Joey Diaper Face

Another cuck loser politician proudly wearing his face diaper in public to hide the smirk on his face from the TV cameras.

Oh OH Joey Diaper Face will be on CNN and MSNBC again tonight talking about getting a stuffy when black kids crawl up his hairy legs. Keep him away from small children.

by jayskind1 March 2, 2022

face without fear

A white supremacy/pedophilia metal band. Members of the band include sex offenders and skinny white coke-heads.

Did you see the neo-nazi rally in washington DC? Face Without Fear showed up in support and got arrested for possession.

by beatsen November 2, 2019

Sock monkey face

stuffing too much food in your mouth and closing your lips with puffy cheeks.

Boy, you jus fit that whole muffin in your mouth. Nice sock monkey face.

by timsworld May 19, 2015

Puddin face Puss

Chubby doughboy like face

"see that fatty over there. Look at his puddin face puss"

by SUZERAIN August 7, 2015

trink my face

1. A term used to describe a reaction of unbelief; used to express one's confuzzled curiosity over the motivation of something that has been said to him or her.

2. When other phrases or words are inappropriate or lacking, these words can be used to show that one is void of ideal words or outwardly reactions to a given situation or event.

3. An online onomatopoeia for when one shakes his or her head. Yes, there is quite a bit of sound involved when shaking one's head.

Married man: Hey John, how's your wife and kids doing?
Single man (John): I don't have any wife and kids. I'm not married yet, remember?
Married man: Haha, I just wanted to see how you'd react to that.
Single man: You trink my face.

Amy: Hey, I have something to tell you.
John: What is it?
Amy: I think I have found the right simile to describe our relationship...
John: What is that?
Amy: You're like the soymilk I have to put into my cereal when my regular milk goes bad.
John: Ok, you trink my face. (Shakes head).

by Miami Denizzen January 4, 2010