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Slick Whack

When a situation initially appears enticing of necessary to an individual, but ends up being unnecessary or whack.
Person 1: "Yo did you go to class today?"
Person 2: "Yeah, but all we did was go over the syllabus. Shit was slick whack."
by Jackery7796 August 30, 2018
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Celery-whack

1) To whack one’s sex partner on the upper or lower back or buttocks with a number of celery during intercourse. Purchase a bunch of celery, ideally this should consist of of 8-9 medium ribbed stalks weighing c 1 pound (any less and the weight isn’t sufficient to have desired impact, any more and you’re likely to be catching a gbh rap). Place on bed side table within reach of your/partners strong arm. Shortly after entering from behind grab said celery and simply whack across desired body part. 2) Replace said celery with multiple cocks during a multi- partner sex session. Most likely to be encountered at orgies/swingers parties/catholic schools
Chap: that girl is so hot I would love to celery-whack her arse.

Girl to friends : I met my boyfriends friends last night and can not stop thinking about them getting together and celery-whacking my face until I pass out
by Dick-shunry March 3, 2023
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Whack

Cash... a heavy stack, like a lot of it.
I took a banded stack of cash out of my safe, threw it on down on the table... the sound it made was "whack"

I didn't want to deal with banks and taxes, so I bought the car with cash, all in one "whack".
by MAXXHEW May 18, 2024
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whack

You stole that from the store? Thats whack.
Your personality is whack, you're bugging.
by gabbagabba1220 March 10, 2020
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Weed-whack

Verb. 1) removing weeds via a long hand-operated tool. 2) removing male stress via a long hand-operated tool. 3) removing female stress via use of a long hand-operated tool.
1. He weed-whacked the edge of his yard. 2. He weed-whacked until he exhaled and fell asleep. 3. He weed-whacked her until she whimpered and fell asleep.
by Woodsy Woman June 29, 2020
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bam-bang-whacking

Crazy, hectic, chaotic... so mindbogglingly stressful you start making up ridiculous words.
My life is bam-bang-whacking with all these hospital visits, crying babies, and family shenanigans I'm going insane!
by The Sick Man... May 29, 2011
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Jizz whacked

When something is so messed up; or something is so cool.
“Bro you fucked my girlfriend? that’s so jizz whacked

“Noooo way dude you got a ferrari? that’s so jizz whacked!!”
by wageth July 6, 2019
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