A whack and pack occurs when your two lesbian friends want a baby. They then invite you over to their house and let you watch and massage your one-eyed snake while they go at it. Then, when you jizz, one of the lesbians takes the fresh cum and packs it into the other's pussy, thus allowing for propagation of the lesbian herd.
Tim: Yo, bro, I heard you went over to Tina and Jen's house last night? You have a threesome?
Jim: Nah, they're both lesbians. They wanted a baby, and so I was there for the whack and pack.
Tim: Still pretty hot, though. So long as they don't hit you up for the child support.
Jim: Nah, they're both lesbians. They wanted a baby, and so I was there for the whack and pack.
Tim: Still pretty hot, though. So long as they don't hit you up for the child support.
by ADM_Metric April 13, 2015
Get the whack and packmug. by curtis450 February 21, 2023
Get the weed whackingmug. An individual (typically male) who attempts to emulate, either intentionally or otherwise, a similar style of the musician Mac DeMarco.
by PotatoUnicorn January 30, 2020
Get the Whack DeMarcomug. Aka "tentative/trepidatious tap". Refers to the hasty and teeth-gritting "getting it over with" hand-slap that you give a metal door-handle prior to grasping it, to swiftly ground yourself and thus lessen the nasty wallop of a static-electricity shock that you'd otherwise get if you merely reached out timidly for the door-handle and caused a huge white spark to jump from "A" to "B".
I always perform the wary whack while running my errands around town during the dry winter months; the only problem is that my hand gets kinda numb and bruised after a while from all of that harsh pinging against the cold hard metal door-knobs and handles on the front doors of the assorted places of business that I have to go around to.
by QuacksO February 9, 2019
Get the wary whackmug. by dmandog February 28, 2014
Get the Paddie Whackmug. Adjective / Expression
When someone gets hit with an unexpected wave of emotional coldness — not cruel, but still cutting. It’s the feeling of being lightly ignored, brushed off, or left hanging without explanation.
It’s not meant to harm, but it hurts a little anyway.
Used humorously to describe a chill in the air between people, whether it’s romantic, friendly, or social.
Made famous by Lil’ Big Brother, “Chilly Whacked” began as a playful phrase describing how a person feels after receiving a cold response or silent treatment.
It blends “chilly” (cold, distant) with “whacked” (hit suddenly), creating a term for those quiet emotional slaps that sting without meaning to.
When someone gets hit with an unexpected wave of emotional coldness — not cruel, but still cutting. It’s the feeling of being lightly ignored, brushed off, or left hanging without explanation.
It’s not meant to harm, but it hurts a little anyway.
Used humorously to describe a chill in the air between people, whether it’s romantic, friendly, or social.
Made famous by Lil’ Big Brother, “Chilly Whacked” began as a playful phrase describing how a person feels after receiving a cold response or silent treatment.
It blends “chilly” (cold, distant) with “whacked” (hit suddenly), creating a term for those quiet emotional slaps that sting without meaning to.
She left my message on read for two days. Man, I’m straight-up Chilly Whacked.
It’s not that he was rude — just frosty. Total Chilly Whack vibes.
We laughed about it later, but yeah… it kinda Chilly Whacked me at the time.
It’s not that he was rude — just frosty. Total Chilly Whack vibes.
We laughed about it later, but yeah… it kinda Chilly Whacked me at the time.
by Damn Bunny October 10, 2025
Get the Chilly Whackedmug. When you have dodo coming out of your bumhole and you play around with it a little so you squeeze it back in (like how a black hole sucks things in), then rebirthing it back out, then in, then out, etc. This repetitive movement is of similar fashion to the moles in the game Whack-A-Mole
I like to perform the Black Hole Whack-a-Mole technique because it feels as if someone penetrated me with their massive cock in my anus
by Dingleberry Legacy June 9, 2018
Get the Black Hole Whack-A-Molemug.