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Un Pat Your Self

Literally the opposite of giving yourself a pat on the back a.k.a. reverse order a.k.a. go fuck yourself mainly a.k.a. get the fuck out of here with a stereotypical Italian accent
Un Pat Your Self on the back and fling your arm away like you are swatting with a pimp slap while saying get the f out of here
by Dr.Yokomo Ohoyo September 26, 2025
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Un-american

Things that go against how Americans live, especially historically.

ie professionalism is being fake and America hates liars. Paperwork is anti-fighting and Americans love fighting and watching it. Cussing is freedom of speech and there's lots of sailors in america. Feelings tend to be absent of reason and logic and in america we believe in evidence not defense.
So some un-American immigrant was offended today that i called him a little communist propaganda machine. Response: Good to to hear you're taking the offensive, all these "poor me's" on the defense are un-American.
by Juncture May 18, 2024
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Kim Jong Un

A very large man who really hates america and has very large nukes to compensate for something.

okay but really he is the leader of North Korea and has been running with the very large hatred of western imperialism and I would say doesn't really care about the well being of his citizens with the recent famines.

"what is he gonna do eat me?" -Royal Pear
Person 1: "did you hear Kim Jong Un is gonna make more nukes?"
Person 2: "he always does that"
by InkDemonnD February 25, 2024
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Une

Look how huge is my dich!

Like Une?
Yes
by krqsuvaja putnika November 22, 2021
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un zdeh

a slang word used in french to describe a often large joint.
vien on fume un zdeh.
by weshlastreet September 10, 2023
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Un-period

This is when a female that you know or in your life that is extremely bitchy and mean like she’s always on her period but for one month out of the year she is extremely nice to you and is completely a different person. But when that month ends she goes back to being a bitch
Christian: Yo dude so what’s up with your mom

Ayden: Dude she’s finally on her un-period this month because it’s her birthday month
Christian: damn bro that’s lit my sister is currently on her un-period as well she’s hella nice to me

Ayden: aye bro that’s fucking lit
Christian: yeah fucking tell me about it
by Sexymofo911 July 12, 2019
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Un-Sucked Dick Thesis

the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis states that a person by the name of Ozan cannot exist if there are no un-sucked dicks, as he is the omega glazer. In laymans terms, if there is 1 dick, Ozan would've not only sucked it but glazed too, if there are 10 dicks the same, and 100 and n and n+1. but if there is 1 unsucked dick, that means Ozan doesnt exist to glaze and therefor suck the dick.
Person1: Wow i really need to get a blowjob
Person2: Are you sure you haven't already? have you heard of the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis?
by bingrao January 26, 2024
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