Spitting Eggs

saying nonsense

Person 1: I rode a ant to the moon
Person 2: You're spitting eggs bro

by Don'tAsk393939393 March 23, 2021

Egg Cock

An Egg Cock is the result of smashing two eggs at your testicles and rubbing the yolk all over your penis. Then you proceed on banging a chicken until you splatter your "Egg Whites" all over her.

Guy 1: Hey bro, I heard Samantha's done with you. What happened? Guy 2: I wanted to try something new so I gave her the Egg Cock.

by TheMightyFrenchican March 1, 2017

pterodactyl egg

A large hump on a fat person's upper back. It looks as though they are harboring a pterodactyl egg that could hatch out any minute.

Kristine's shirts had difficulty fitting because of her large pterodactyl egg.

by ihatebuffering March 22, 2011

Egg and Chips

A euphamism for sex. First used in World War 2, whilst the british soldiers were in france, the french prostitutes would proposition them by saying "egg and chips johnny?".

"last night was good man, egg and chips for the first time in months"

by Jabbra December 14, 2012

fookin egg

People who are just generally stupid and lame.

Kendall ~ Why do you have to act this way?

Kaylee ~ I don't know?

Kendall ~ God you're such a fookin egg!

by 666partywiththdevilbitch November 23, 2013

Egg Cooker

Setting fire to the gases produced by flatulence

That was a massive egg cooker by James

by Thundar August 3, 2007

loose eggs

when something's out of its container

wow that sugar sitting there on the ground sure is loose eggs

by trotro's dad September 19, 2013