donkey Tired

my daughter was donkey tired after staying out at the party last night
by March 07, 2024
Get the donkey Tired mug.

Deing dog tired

When your so tired you sound like a deing dog
Your girl friend looks like my mum deing dog tired
by Alfie ray February 05, 2024
Get the Deing dog tired mug.

Inflated my tire

When you are sucking someone’s asshole and they fart in your mouth.
“I was going down on my boyfriend’s ass and he inflated my tire.”
by SDPseudoGirl June 26, 2020
Get the Inflated my tire mug.

Fenced tire

A woman you control and fuck all the time but is not your girlfriend.
I love you, she is only a fenced tire.
by Frazzle Daddy March 25, 2021
Get the Fenced tire mug.

tire tread

Inside a woman's vagina, the swelling of the four "legs" of her aroused clitoris, making the surface feel as if it has ridges, akin to the ridges of a tire's tread.
As I fingered my girlfriend, I could feel her tire tread, so I knew she was as ready to go as myself.
by timmerfee January 29, 2023
Get the tire tread mug.

tire snake

Known as a retread tire on a semi-truck
Holy fuck! A tire snake just took off our muffler! Or OMG! That tire snake just cracked our windshield!
by Dirtymyrtlelandshark September 01, 2022
Get the tire snake mug.

Low Tire

A phrase my father came up with to prove he can come up with a phrase.

In his words it means:
“you got toys in the attic
“you ain’t got all the crackers in the barrel”
“you ain’t got a full picnic basket
“you got 3 good tires but a low tire so you’re not all there”
Jeremy’s a little bonkers, don’t you think? He’s not all there. He’s got a low tire.
by just a fooligan January 09, 2020
Get the Low Tire mug.