Carb Therapy

The act of therapeutically indulging in empty carbs to make oneself feel better

Ken just dumped Jenny, she's going to need some major carb therapy.

"So, how was your day?"
"Shitty, but I'll feel better after a bit of carb therapy."

by Katy808 December 11, 2012

Magnet therapy

A "magnetic"person who is charming, friendly, vivacious, bright and witty helps get out of your depression,
Friendly therapy for depression
A magnetic person makes you feel better

Priyanka's magnet therapy helped sona feel better

by KnR March 17, 2013

friendship therapy

A euphemism for no-strings-attached oral sex, intended to relieve stress or console.

One of my co-workers was depressed over breaking up with her boyfriend, so I offered her some friendship therapy.

by Suburban Turban February 18, 2014

scream therapy

Scream therapy is when you are home alone and you need to scream to feel better

Amanda: Last night I totally used scream therapy
Hannah: OMG I did too! It totally helped calm me down

by dirtysanchez91 January 31, 2015

sticker therapy

when you have a rough day and you know there's only one way for proper release of bodily tension

"aye wassup- you tryna be sum?" one of my hoes beckoned to me. "nah imma stay single," I said. that stressed me out. to calm the FUCK down, I turn to sticker therapy. be an addict with me.

by adamsandler1 October 1, 2017

Vapour Therapy

Used if you have a split personality disorder, bipolar or erectile dysfunction.

Women will be able to fake orgasms after undergoing therapy.

I was about to put my dyslexic bipolar gay son up for adoption; the priest offered vapour therapy which cured his disease.

by feminazi_flamingo69 January 7, 2018

Nibir therapi

Remove someone from messenger group for unwanted message.

Need a nibir therapi again.

by tpial February 9, 2018