wicked fat dyke

Big ole thick lady that loves to muff dive with the most wettest gash in the land. Usually named after a great aunt or somethin that was also a lesbian but was born in a time when they wasn’t allowed to be one. Wendy Lawson sounds like one. Maybe you should go ask her sister if you know what I mean.

Peter: Did you hear about Wendy Lawson?

Quint: Yeah she got caught eatin her sister’s juicy peach last night under the bleacher at the football stadium.

Peter: Bummer, I thought she liked cock.

Quint: No sir, she’s what they call a “wicked fat dyke”

by Leland Bruce December 19, 2023

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Wicked Hours

The time of a day (usually night) where mostly everyone is horny and wants to fuck

Becka: Dam what time is it?

Chad: It's wicked hours baby.

by ithinkuknowwhoitisbaby January 6, 2024

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Wicked Wrenchie

An enthusiastic Handjob with no lube; To have a grip strength of a Silverback Gorilla.

“Hey Joe, This new chick on block gives out these wicked wrenchies, and they’re to die for!”

“When your homie asks for a wicked wrenchie and you at him in utter disgust”.

by Pingas209 January 14, 2024

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Wicked Wisdom

Jada Pinkett Smith's nu metal band.
Yep, it actually exists.
I'm not fucking with you.

Wicked Wisdom.

by 7568ino January 19, 2024

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Wicked Mel

aka "Filthy Mel". A girl who is so nasty that when performing reverse cowgirl position, will ensure she's eaten Indian food (or any other volatile combination) and then proceeds, without warning, to explosively defecate all over her partner's chest.

Bruh. Last night I picked up that girl from the local pet shop. We're in the middle of doing it, she turns around and I'm like "this is great!". Dude! She starts spraying me with poop like she's got a tropical disease! I even got a piece of corn in my eye, it was like being shot. I ain't going near that Wicked Mel ever again

by King Tropic April 8, 2023

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