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in-two-ruptor

A person who, in what is no doubt an effort to look as knowledgeable as another in a given conversation, gives up listening and tries with their allotted conversational brainpower to predict the last two (sometimes one when they are feeling lax) words of your sentence. once predicted, they will try to time themselves saying it on top of you doing so, allegedly establishing their knowledge on whatever you're talking about.
No man i tried to talk to him about the sales but every time i would present an idea he showed brazenly how much of an in-two-ruptor he is and then just shook his head and presented his own. guys a fucking tool bag.
by skwerley October 7, 2009
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Two stepping

An individual that thinks they can fuck around.

Somebody who comes around like a joker and tries to cause a scene, alter the vibes in a nusicane/annoying type of way, a problematic individual. A cocky or overconfident individual that doesn't know how to act. An individual that throws hate or shade lowkey in a funny or sarcastic manner.
Yeah me and Jack were having a real serious conversation. All of a sudden Johnny comes around and starts two stepping acting phony being himself, fucking around snooping around joking around. Take a f*ckng hike Johnny
by therealest94 February 7, 2020
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Two goreng

When you make 2 packets of indomie mi goreng 2 minute noodles in one bowl because 1 isn't enough
Hey man, do you want a two goreng or a single mi goreng?

How many gorengs do you do?
by TeaChai December 25, 2022
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Two inches

what the hell are you supposed to do with two inches?
by 404 not fucking found November 7, 2022
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mister two

Enunciation of MR2, a Toyota mid-engined sports car produced from 1984 to 2007.
Yo look at that sweet "mister two " drive by!

Bruh just say "MR2" stop acting like a fucking hipster.
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Level Two

A level two guy will be game to giving a guy or strap-on girl a hj, a bj, frot, but is definitely willing to be penetrated with a real or silicone cock.
He's definitely heteroflexible, he's a level two. He and his girlfriend/boyfriend switch it up in bed, he's definitely level two.
by jaguaronprowl June 13, 2011
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Two Theory

When one makes a generalization on something, and there are only two examples in which said event has occurred.
Person 1: "Yeah, that person always sings".

Person 2: "He's only sang at your birthday, and at the store. Two theory".
by two theorizer April 3, 2010
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