Noun. The act of convincing your boyfriend that all his friends are trying to get with him then tell him that he is the soul reason your family is falling apart, he will never be enough, and that you never loved him.
(extra points if pulled off during the night of his final exams and a week away from his birthday)
(extra points if pulled off during the night of his final exams and a week away from his birthday)
by og2r July 11, 2021
Get the Squid mug.A man or boy that thinks there the best but are really arent. Or try to out drink everyone but cant and pass out before the rest. Thus being a squid trying to be the best.
Adam is such a squid because he passed out trying to out drink us.
Adam is the biggest squid cause he thinks hes awesome.
Adam is the biggest squid cause he thinks hes awesome.
by goneinaday August 9, 2012
Get the Squid mug.A "Squid" is a term used to describe a girl or group of girls. Similar to the common term "Pig", a "Squid" is a girl who is not fat but simply unnatractive overall. Squids are not to be confused with "Butter-Faces". Squids do not have nice bodies, they tend to be flatter than usual. Squids have been known to travels in packs, often seen at bachelorette gatherings and dimly lit bars.
"Look at that squid accross the bar"
"What a squid"
"I can't believe you hooked up with that squid last night"
"What a squid"
"I can't believe you hooked up with that squid last night"
by The Original Whitey October 12, 2011
Get the Squid mug.the act of a fat person, with a small penis, to jack off, and then describe his experience to his friends.
by Banana Repubic October 17, 2011
Get the Squidding the word mug.a squid is usually stinky, cant close with girls, and worries about their outfit way too much. slang term for a squid is mada sairfed.
your such a squid
by mdidley September 10, 2011
Get the Squid mug.An insult to use against someone that fucks absolute mutts and slugs, And or doesn't rip nose beers AKA nose candy
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