sugma balls mum

a way of telling someone, typically your mum, to suck your balls.

"hey bozo, sugma!" "sugma what?" "sugma balls mum"

by jackson nuts March 3, 2022

Ur mum gae

ur mum gae

-ur mum gae
-no u
-no u
-no u
-no u
-no u

*magic happens*

-uno reverse

by Isabust April 10, 2018

Ball Pit Mum

Cliquey mums who congregate in groups at the bottom of the slides in ball pits to discuss how their child loves avocado. They are competitive and will find subtle ways to put your parenting/child down whist showing off about their own.

I met a couple of ball pit mums today who told me I wasn’t doing enough tummy time with my baby.

by Colonel Spicy Weiner May 9, 2019

DOIN UR MUM

IM FUCKING UR MUM RN RLY HARD

me: IM DOIN UR MUM
you: Wow ur an alpha male

by DOIN UR MUM May 31, 2021

Ur mum innit

just. ur mum. innit

no one:

legit no one:
fucking not even one soul on this planet:
sam: ur mum innit

by Janis Smith June 28, 2020

Your Concerned Mum

When Your Mum Walks into Your Room, Catching You watching Porn And Is deeply Concerned.

Billy, What is That?
Its Just Hentai Mum.
Your Concerned Mum Pulls a Concerned Expression

by Some Dumb British Twat January 30, 2020

ur mums pussy

ur mums pussy is so hot

i enjoyed fucking ur mums pussy last night

by Rjehehehehe September 16, 2022