mickey mouse club

in reference to something that is childish or immature.

I was tired of her mickey mouse club games, so i dumped her.

Grow up, this isnt mickey mouse club.

by wagnebw October 19, 2005

Mickey Mouse Ring

Mickey Mouse Ring is something LeFraud James owns

LeFraud James earns Mickey Mouse rings because he paid off Adam silver and gets carried by AD, Ray Allen , D Wade and Kyrie

by Lemickeycantwinrealrings March 9, 2021

mickey mouse porn

When someone is actually bored enough to search up mini mouse giving head to mickey.

My parents caught me watching mickey mouse porn last night and even worse- jacking off to it.

by mkayiluvucookie October 11, 2009

mickey mouse bullshit

1)when you get bullshit information at your job and no one cares that you work for weeks with no weekend to see your family.

2)menial task that are passd on to you to make your chain of command feel like they know how to run a unit.

man we got passed bad word again and i have to go to the field over the weekend for the 3 time this month, this shit is mickey mouse as fuck.

Why is the unit always pulling this mickey mouse bullshit

by fuckthisshitmyspaceniggas August 9, 2012

mickey mouse ears

The shape made by the hairline in a certain type of male pattern baldness, where two big circles have eaten into the hairline at the temples. This gives the hairline the shape of a set of mickey mouse ears.

Boy, Joe needs to shave his head. Those mickey mouse ears are getting horrendous. If they get any bigger, they'll amalgamate to form a jim from neighbours island.

by drzygote June 21, 2007

Mickey mouse slaughterhouse

An altered version of mickey mouse club house, now rated x.

Sam: Yo man lets watch mickey mouse clubhouse!
Charles: nah man, lets watch...mickey mouse slaughterhouse!
Sam: OK.
*Watches mickey mouse slaghterhouse*
Sam: HOLY SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK.
Charles: Shudda' Warned you man.

by Komoris May 1, 2021

Mouse and Keyboard

Dustpan & Brush. A simple case of mixed up words of Sales staff in computer environments.

"Where's the mouse and keyboard?"
"The what? It's attatched to the computer"
"No the mouse and key... oh wait I mean the dustpan and brush"

by Jack Nicholson February 25, 2006