Joseph Gordon-Levitt

One of the best actors of recent years, and yet also one of the most underrated. The ultimate "Joe" movies include Mysterious Skin, Brick, and soon to be (500) Days of Summer.

Really hot, too, in my opinion.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Brendan Frye: "No more of these informal chats! If you have a disciplinary issue with me, write me up or suspend me and I'll see you at the Parent-Teacher conference."

-From "Brick", 2005
by mysteriouskin May 10, 2009
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Saint Joseph, Missouri

Saint Joseph is craptastic town in N.W. Missouri, home of the 'futuristic' McDonald's that will be serving the already obese citizens unlimited fries.

It was also the last major trading post before people continued into the Wild West so this is where people would leave members of the family that were mentally handicapped or disabled in some way. This resulted in the weak gene pool that exists in the city today.
Don't visit Saint Joseph, Missouri, they will trap you and force you to help expand the gene pool.
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villa joseph marie

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt

One of the decades finest young actors. Known for roles in 3rd Rock From The Sun, Mysterious Skin, 10 Things I Hate About You, Brick, (500) Days Of Summer and the recent Inception. He usually acts in independent films, but he's becoming more of a success. Although underrated, he's gradually making his way to blockbuster success. And better yet, he's not like other celebrities who pride themselves. He's honest and doesn't need to rely on image for attention, because it's his amazing talent that sets him up high. Personally, I find him to be very attractive, hot and handsome. He's an actor to watch out for. I am extremely proud to be a fan of his.
"Hey, did you see Joseph Gordon-Levitt in Inception? I thought he was amazing".
"Yeah, he looked a thousand times sexy in his suit and combed hair".
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Jesus, Mary, and Joseph

A Catholic prayer used during times of great stress and turmoil; it's also used to express gratefulness when a blessing is received. Often abbreviated as "JMJ".
1. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, help all those who are trying to escape war-torn places. Amen.

2. I passed my exam! JMJ, thank you!
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saint joseph crumbs

little pebbles of poop that hang from your rectum.
i gave a rim job last night and when i
went down to lick it she had the most gnarly saint joseph crumbs i ever seen doggie!!!!!!
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Saint Joseph's University

A well-respected school located in West Philadelphia, SJU straddles City Avenue. Saint Joseph's is known for its Haub School of Business and its basketball team, the Hawks. SJU students can be described as snobby but most aren't nearly as bad as those found at Villanova. SJU is small but well known throughout the country and most graduates find good jobs after receiving their diplomas.
The Big 5 consists of Saint Joseph's University, Villanova University, La Salle University, University of Pennsylvania, and Temple University.
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