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Pre-Ejaculation

1. Having came so many times during sex, you feel the orgasm, but no cum, comes out.

"Dude I banged her so long and came so many times, I was shooting out dust."

2. The Pre-Ejaculatory sperm during sex. This sperm gets a female pregnant during unprotected sex, even if the male pulls out.

"But I pulled out!" "Have you ever heard of pre-cumming?"

Guess he should have wore a condom or had sex with a woman on birth control.

3. A small amount of ejaculation from a boner without touching one's self.

"She was so hot, I got a boner and I felt wet in my boxers"

"This one chick was so hot I had a stain in my jeans."
"Ghost Sperm!" This is the explanation of pre-ejaculation. Pre-ejaculation is nothing more than "Ghost Sperm." Well, can create a baby, but these sperms were ghosts to you.
by P00FZER0 July 14, 2014
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play the ghost

(v.) - to sit back and chill, specifically in a hostile or turbulent situation.
"Yo this is a wild ass party!"
"True. I'm gonna sip this Jameson and just play the ghost..."

"Patience my child. Sit back. Play the ghost cause cheaters never prosper they do 22 to the most."
by _p_t_g_ January 29, 2009
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ghost cursor

When your laptop crashes, and you're sitting 3 feet from it, watching the cursor dance around the screen on its own, clicking on random things, to your horror.
" I keep getting pics of Walmart fruit and anteaters giving birth, cuz the ghost cursor is jumping all over the screen & I can't catch it"
by Yertie August 15, 2014
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Van Ghost

The act of leaving from a gathering of friends without saying goodbye because things have gotten too weird or intense and it is more convenient to just dip out unnoticed.
"Did Michael leave? He didn't say goodbye."
"I think he got too turnt and van ghosted."
by whiskeyapocalypse November 18, 2014
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ghost spliff

When you are so used to having a spliff in your hand that you feel like your holding one even when your not. Much like a ghost limb after an amputation.
Stoner 1"'ere do you want a hit on this spliff ting?"
Stoner 2"Mate, you've got ghost spliff again there's no spliff in your hand"
Stoner 1 "Ahhhh shit"
by Ghosty man May 9, 2016
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foods ghost

'Jeez, this room smells like its haunted by Foods Ghost'
by DanJJJJJJJJ March 31, 2008
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instant ghost

new Tinder hunk who immediately unmatches
Carl was super excited to match with Jacob—a 6'4" former baseball player who seemed nice and single. upon swiping to his matches page Carl saw Jacob pulled an instant ghost and deleted the connection. "Jacob is a dick; don't be like him" Carl thought to himself.
by Uncle Joosie February 16, 2020
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