help me funk

To help a person get incredibly horny to the point that they explode into a ball of lumpy chodes. This is usually done with a banana.

Could you help me funk

by lord_fabulous March 1, 2016

Funk

When a part of your body is in a small amount of pain when you either sleep in a wrong position, or when you pull a muscle.

Andrew: Aww, man. I slept wrong, I've got this evil funk in my arm.

Matt: Just fall on it or soemthing... Pop it back into place.

by Matt Lance March 31, 2008

funk zone

mild fingering

Guy1: Aaqil and I finna go to the funk zone tonight
Guy2: Bruhhhhh

by childeater123 August 13, 2019

funk in the dumpster

What you have when you are ready for a bowel movement. Often signaled by smelly farts or pungent flatulence.

Something smells. You feeling ok?

Yeah, I got funk in the dumpster.

by m&r2015 January 21, 2016

funk

funk is a better word for disgusting or nasty. You have to say like before you say funk or else you are saying it wrong!

"ew that girl over there smells like funk"

by meltedcurlyfries July 17, 2021

Baile funk

The sickest party in the world. Originally from Rio de Janeiro. W/ the best music you could ever hear!!

1. Were you at the baile funk last night?
2. Mc ___ was at the baile funk Friday, he’s so hot!!
3. You are weird if you don’t like baile funk

by Dumb.fuck_bitch August 25, 2020

PRE FUNK

You know what pre funk is? huh its like pre game but for the hip and cool. come on guys you right, right? guy? hello? - Killeah

pre funk is like when you guys party before the party you know guys

by Killeah September 9, 2022