French Chameleon

When you are having intercourse with a girl and you pull your cock out and it looks green and brown as if a chameleon is disguising itself in her ass

Yeah she gave me the best French Chameleon I've ever had

by Crazy hippy monkey balls April 24, 2017

French Errand

To aquire a large portion of drugs or money by the sale of drugs. Typically refering to marijuana.

"Hey ill be right back I need to run a French errand"

Person one: "Bro, howd you get all that money?"
Person two: "Oh you know, I ran a French errand"

by Maximillianare December 28, 2018

French Laxative

The name for the often shit-provoking combination of a cup of coffee and a cigarette, both of which are stimulants and thus help to get the bowels rolling. Named for the popular French pastime of lounging in a café with a roll-up. And, of course, laxatives.

"I had a cig and a cup of coffee and then I really needed a shit."
"Aha! The old French Laxative!"

by jend000 December 17, 2014

French Montana

That Minecraft villager in songs

“Bruh there is a Minecraft villager with half naked women oh...wait that’s French Montana”

by Woowiewoow May 15, 2021

French Twirl

Can be done on a man or a woman. It's when fingers are licked, then placed into the anus, twirling the fingers around to locate the prostate.

Last night my boyfriend wanted his bum fingering. I used to "French Twirl" to help

by MagicSmurf May 14, 2020

french meadow

A euphemism for a lady part; specifically the vagina. The wording comes from the prediliction of Victorians to name anything associated with sex as "French", e.g. french letter, french kiss, etc., and meadow, referring to the soft grass of a meadow akin to a woman's pubic hair.

I laid in her french meadow for about half an hour, then I took a shower and came to work.

So she says to me, Tony, get your galoshes on and take a walk through my french meadow!

I'm a lawn mower, and her cooch is a french meadow.

by lexicon_T October 19, 2012

french trapper

The French trapper is when one person is fucking another or receiving head from another and decides to rip a fart while holding their partner down so that the partner can enjoy their essence more fully as they provide pleasure.

Today my wife insisted on having sex missionary style, so I decided to spice things up by giving her a French trapper. She said she tasted it, and now I'm doing the knuckle shuffle to relieve my blue balls. Totally worth it.

by Greasy E December 19, 2013